A Letter to Santa, from Sasquatch

Dear Santa,

I know that sometimes I am naughty. I understand that I might be on your Naughty List. I am sorry. I will try to keep my horns to myself and try not to steal the others carrots.  When I find a weak spot in the fence or an open gate, I will try not to get all the other animals to follow me into the field (it’s not my fault that Buddy is so hard to get back in).  I know I may get coal this Christmas BUT could you please read the wishes of my other animal friends?  They have been good and most of them can’t write.

Bruno would like bags of mixed salad greens and heads of romaine.

Shelly would like some romaine too.

Hank and Priscilla would like a container or two of meal worms.

The frogs and tarantula would like a box of live crickets.

Lucky Rabbit would like carrots and a container of pine mulch.

Black snake would like “adult frozen gourmet mice”

The Chickens would like some  undmedicated chicken feed.

Millie and Cow would like a round bale of hay, some fencing for their new field and $110,000.00 to help Pratt pay for their new field.

Eleanor, Buddy,the Sheep , Sweet Pea and I would like a few regular  bales of hay. (and some carrots).

Jess, in the office, needs a pencil that stays sharp.

Everyone would like vegetable seeds for the garden.

Thank You, Santa.

Love

Sasquatch

PS The kids at summer camp could always use more frog nets, craft supplies, magnifying glasses and all sorts of things.

sas

 

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